If jeans were a boy I believe they would fall in love with a flirty radiant skirt. Opposites tend to attract and make relationships more adventurous by making the couple step outside of their comfort zone. For example in this situation the jeans would show the skirt what it feels like to roam the countryside then lay in the grass without the fear of getting dirty. He may take her out in the middle of the night and get her to hike up a tall hill, just in order to look at the stars in an open night sky. The skirt in return would teach the jeans walking etiquette while taking him to a fancy dinner out in the city. She may introduce him to the fashion world and introduce him to the ballet, operah, fine dining, and other scenes that he may not be normally be interested in.
I wonder if this were a true story then would the creation of jean skirts and skorts be the children born from this marriage? crazy idea? maybe, but also not completely impossible.