Those who have tried to slip on a pair of super tiny skinny jeans knows the pain fashion can give.
Sometimes the progress of putting on a pair of jeans can be extremely difficult. Those like me who own a few pairs of skinny or super tight jeans knows this pain. Just trying to get the pair of pants above the kneecaps becomes an obstacle in itself. I usually take a break after I have gotten the pants past my plumber’s butt line. Then, after a moment of celebration its time to get back to the chore. Zipping up and buttoning the jeans becomes a life or death matter, hey if I got this far into my cute jeans there will be nothing to stop me from going the rest of the way. This is when the skills of acrobatics come into play, i may try jumping up and down trying to pull the last little bit of slack from the pants up to its place, if that doesn’t work then comes laying on the bed trying to raise my body to pull up the pants giving a weird yoga like scene. Finally, if that doesn’t work its time to scoot myself along the floor in an armless crab walk trying to pull the pants up…..Jussssst a little bit further….GOT IT! zip, button, and pray the zipper doesn’t fall down and the button does not pop off!
Below is a helpful poster that I have created to help others learn the old ways of putting on a pair of pants….Unfortunately however my model, was not the brightest apple in the barrel. Hopefully others will be able to do it the right way.